St. Jimmy's Fix

fromunderthestump:

here’s a video of pete wentz playing charades looking like a 12 year old

wh0re-mouth:

noitsfabrayberry:

person: he’s so hot

lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive

person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men

lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good

THANK YOU

im-thirstyy:

shinnomew:

my-littletony:

vixen7:

I’m crying.

ITS BACK

"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy

this video keeps me going

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.

hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

darkknightguardianofgotham:

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.

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shaitana:

themeduse:

allaboardthepartyelk:

wikatiepedia:

the-bite-of-frost:

sherlockwho13:

riddle-my-hiddles:

#look at how stressed out tom was when joss said ‘not humbled’ #it was as if his brain was trying to buffer what ‘not humbled’ means

That tag.

he’s like ‘joss, joss what are you saying, joss’ 

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“Oh dear, there goes my gentleman image, it’s all right Joss, I forgive you! Bless you, I’m sure it was just a mistake”

reblogging again new comments

"I really don’t understand these Americans."

bewbin:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

mlssfortune:

communistbakery:

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I DON’T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

NO WAY NO WAY

I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE

HEY HEY YOU YOU

I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

im not ready for that type of commitment