here’s a video of pete wentz playing charades looking like a 12 year old
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
this video keeps me going
why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact
why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean
why dont jellyfish rule the world
Fun fact! Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you. Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom. Like this:
In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give two shits.
I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.
lmao i love this soo much
I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.
Good Guy Burglar
no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.
he’s like ‘joss, joss what are you saying, joss’
“Oh dear, there goes my gentleman image, it’s all right Joss, I forgive you! Bless you, I’m sure it was just a mistake”
reblogging again new comments
"I really don’t understand these Americans."